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castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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aviculor:

bonitabreezy:

buzzfeed:

You might want to get that translated before you actually get the tattoo. 

My uncle has kanji on the back of his leg that means orange chicken.

The Girl With The Noodle Tattoo

samhainchester:

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert discuss the recent rise in preventable diseases with Dr. Paul Offit on last night’s episode of The Report.

gameofbooze:

Ok so I went and found this so I could point out that Scott’s birthday 08/23 August 23rd is the same as mine.
And then I realised that it a) says Scott is born in 2001 and b) Stiles’ ID expired in 1990
So Scott was trying to buy beer with an id that said he was 11 and Stiles was trying to buy beer with an id that had been expired for 22 years

gameofbooze:

Ok so I went and found this so I could point out that Scott’s birthday 08/23 August 23rd is the same as mine.

And then I realised that it a) says Scott is born in 2001 and b) Stiles’ ID expired in 1990

So Scott was trying to buy beer with an id that said he was 11 and Stiles was trying to buy beer with an id that had been expired for 22 years

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

jodieartfashionfilm:

Beautiful water colour paintings by Maja Wrońska

zimoku:

tatoos-are-hot:

vontoast:

yoshika420:

dingoinnuendo:

you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs

i nearly killed someone like this once

the chair games

may the chairs be ever in your favor

game of thrones

collegehumor:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

Someone please confirm this wasn’t an exercise.

collegehumor:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

Someone please confirm this wasn’t an exercise.