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CollegeHumor’s Halloween Costume Contest [Click to start voting & submitting]

How do your costumes compare to these? Submit now for a chance to win eternal glory + some MONEY!

1st $500 | 2nd $200 | 3rd $100

Submit your costume by 11:59pm on November 3rd to be included in the contest.

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Trick or Treat [Click for more]

Superman should’ve helped.

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Halloween Costume Bingo

Let the games begin!

teacher: why are you late for class?
me: a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early
teacher: 
me: peasants

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Salt Shaker for Guys Getting Stood Up by a Date

Shake it like a heartbroken dope would.

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How to Get Fired from a Grocery Store Using Olive Oil

Clean up on aisle you’re fired.

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Mario Kart for Halloween

Look out for Koopa shell road rage